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If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true meta...

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your ful...

Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here. Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver...

The bulk of the nomadic contingents of the Skitarii Battle-Pilgryms are bound together as conclaves. Attuned to an unnaturally long existence of un...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s ...

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! It is truly the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Bees Knees is a warm metallic paint that sh...

Throughout history there have been many Red Queens but there is only one self-aware supercomputer with that name. The paint, with this name, is a d...

Cirith Ungol is the home of the mighty Shelob, a creature of darkness so terrifying that none enter her lair without the direst of need, and few re...

There is a forbidden romance in the air or maybe just in the bottle. Romeo / Juliet is a zenishift, changing hue depending on the color of the base...

Lyrics inspired by LA, the Midnight City, and the birthplace of Turbo Dork:Waiting in the carWaiting for the ride in the darkAt night the city grow...

Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it.  Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that changes...

Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon nightclubs. This paint is a dark purplish blue with a lighter purple ...

Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner moves from a warm copper outward through a yellow-gold front face to a light green rim. Afterburner work...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. ...

Maybe one day I will win at a game of 40K. Yeah, dream on... Sweet Dream's jazzier replacement, Dream On shifts from a navy blue through magenta to...

Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble ...Or whatever you use to conjure a prophecy. Dark Ritual is high-powered Magic. It ...

Think large and slithery with thick skin, sharp teeth, and more than a touch of evil! Think Leviathan! Leviathan shifts from dark teal to a lighter...

Sun, earth, and moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its very deep reddish-purple to moderate reddish-orange color. Lunar Eclipse can be u...

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Ice to Never transitions ...

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Sugar Rush shifts through shades of pale purple with a bit of orange on the edge. It can...

Cowabunga dude! Shell Shocked is a light purple to light green shift that reminds one of a couple of turtles that befriended a rat. Note: Shell Sho...

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't matc...

Welcome to Who-ville, where sweetness meets silliness in Candy Land: Grinch! Join your favorite Whos on a merry quest through the whimsical world o...

A Warhammer 40,000 Omnibus Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor Erasmus Crowl becomes embroiled in a dark conspiracy within the Imperial Palace, one which thr...