Iä! Iä! Carbohydrate fhtagn!

The ancient prophecies have been fulfilled! The stars are right! The planets are in agreement! The moon is generally okay with this!

Behold the latest Gamezenter food special: the Elder God.

Two hulking meatballs lurk atop a suspicious mound of spaghetti tendrils, smothered in arcane red sauce and parmesan, guarded by a hefty breadstick.

Devour it before it devours you!